Obviously... This is a JOKE!!!
If you haven't been able to figure it out by now... this site is just a joke and meant to be for entertainment purposes only and I hope that you found it funny!
The phone number and address is FAKE! But the email and contact form are real and I will respond to your messages.
I know that some people find certain words to be offensive and damaging. But I feel that a word can only hurt you if you let it!
Some find being called "gay" offensive because they are "lesbian". Some find being called "waitress" offensive because they are now "servers". We can not always be so politically correct! So I say: "Lighten Up! And have some fun in life!"
Some Additional Info
I am a freelance graphic designer with a strange sense of humor, as you can tell from this site! I have a collection of other sites if you want to look around and see what else I am up to.