Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

This section contains some of your most asked questions.

Do we offer Sex?

NO! Prostitution is illegal in most states in the US and most countries around the world. However, what happens between consenting adults is private and will be kept private by all parties involved, GUARANTEED!

What states do you "serve"?

We have offices and hot men in every state and there will always be someone close to your location for the full package!

Do you have offices oversees?

Yes! We have offices around the world and the largest selection of men anywhere!

What's your refund policy?

If you are unhappy for any reason, you may file a complaint with the company, you must present original receipt along with proof of payment within 30 days of "date".

Can I get more than one man at a time?

Yes! We have special pricing for those that wish to "date" more than one man at once!

Are the men multi-lingual?

Yes! Our highly trained men can ALL speak English, Spanish, Mandarin, Martian, Japanese, French, Aztec, Arabic, English with an Australian Accent, and German! Don't see your language on the list? Contact us and we will work on getting a man special just for you!

Do you have customer service?

Of Course! Our friendly and knowledgeable customer services reps are available to answer your questions 24/7/365. If you have questions, comments or even a complaint, let us know!

What payments do you accept?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Google Pay and multiple types of livestock (chickens, cows, horses, rabbits, squirrels and more) as payment for services provided. Payment must be verified before services are rendered.

Do you offer discounts?

Yes! When you become a member of our "Customer Loyalty Program" you can earn points towards future rates at Up To 20% Off!

Do I get something when I refer a friend?

Yes! When you refer 5 of your "friends" to our service you earn a free shoulder massage. If you "Sperm Bank" those "friends" and refer 10 (in other words 5 more), you will earn a free back massage. Refer 20 in total and you get a full body massage, but sorry, a "Happy Ending" is not a part of the plan!

Refer 50 of your "friends" in total with the "Sperm Bank" points and we buy you a purple FIAT!

Do you offer gift certificates?

Yes! If you want to give the best gift possible, give the gift of one of our select men for a special "date"! The biggest gift is one of our packages!

Who are your "typical" clients?

Anyone! We want to service the entire community no matter who you are! Our clientele include actors, country music signers, police officers, mechanics, flight attendants, graphic designers, parents, singles, college professors, bank tellers, news castors, chefs, professionals, cashiers at grocery stores, farmers, computer technicians, doctors, nurses, factory workers, contractors, business owners, baristas, government employees, veterinarians, politicians and many, many more!

Do you do parties?

Yes! We have an open house 4 times a year where you can meet all of our men and the entire team. If you are looking to host a party for your friends, we offer that too! Just let us know how many of our men you need, when and where and we will be there! (Once payment has cleared.)

How do I become a client?

Simply call our offices and make the arrangements!

How do I become a part of the team?

If you want to be one of the elite men that "service" our clients, send us an email at: ithinkimhot@findafag.com and make sure to include a short bio, your physical dimensions and don't forget to send photos!

What if my question is not here?

Simply contact one of our skilled and highly-trained customer service representatives. Contact Us! Come, let us help you with your needs!

Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you soon!